Normality is a relative concept. After the events of last week, it was time I was given a reminder of what normal really meansRead more "02/02/17: Back To Life, Back To Reality"
January 24th 2017. Would this be the moment that future generations looked back on? Would this be the moment that would instill fear into the hearts of a nation for generations to come? Would this be the moment that would forever be remembered as the beginning of the end? Leaving the house as I always […]Read more "24/01/17: The Four Carriages of the Apocalypse"
Today, someone sneezed on me. That’s right. I’m just going to let that one sink in. Luckily enough for you, all you have to absorb is the image. You are not the one thanking the powers of evolutionary biology for the gift of skin to protect from projectile assaults such as these. The human body […]Read more "19/01/17: Mucus Covered Misery"
There are few words in the English language that can engulf the world in a state of dread, fear and loathing, fuelled further by the unavoidable inevitability of its occurrence. A single word has the power to alter the very fabric of personal geography. This word has the power to destroy; it will destroy […]Read more "11/01/17: New Year, Same Problems"